Jokes variety funny jokes
Funny jokes are a great way to make people laugh, and many of the best jokes are short. They can be funny, complex, or just downright stupid, and that’s what makes them so much fun!
Some of these short funny jokes are for you. Enjoy these jokes and experience a higher level of happiness than those who do not.
Art exhibition joke
Sando: I just saw the pictures you gave in the exhibition. I liked them very much.
Artist: Also, there were many paintings by others to see.
Sando: There were a lot of crowds in front of the other pictures, so I couldn’t see them.
Keep away from my car joke
Lady: It’s good that the kids are playing, but I don’t want the ball to hit my car.
Kids: Of course, Auntie, we won’t let you hit your car, that’s our goal post.
Married people joke
Pelto: Who gets married?
Sando: The result of love is marriage. And love is blind, so marriage is an institution for the blind.
Donation for swimming pool joke
Neighbors: Please give us some donations to build a swimming pool in our locality.
Person: Wait, I’m coming right now.
[Bring a glass of water]
I am donating a glass of water for the swimming pool.
Curious neighbor joke
Husband: I think our neighbor is watching me.
Wife: How did you know that?
Husband: We have a powerful telescope, I put it in our window and saw our neighbor searching by typing my name on his mobile.
One to hundred teacher student joke
Teacher: Sando, can you count from 1 to 100?
Sando: I can do it from 1 to 10.
Teacher: You fool, what will you want to become in the future?
Sando: Boxing referee.
Men’s clothing joke
Wizard 1: How many parts do men divide their clothes into?
Wizard 2: In two parts. One, dirty clothes. Two, dirty clothes, but wearable.